he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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