So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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