the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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