I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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