that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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