Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
