oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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