You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
