the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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