were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm at about main and main street
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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