I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Damn victory sex feels great
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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