did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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