physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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