All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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