But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Randomize
