As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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