I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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