Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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