i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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