yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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