Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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