It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I have aggressive nipples.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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