Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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