she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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