you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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