We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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