The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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