then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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