Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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