Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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