everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
