try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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