Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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