Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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