would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
