This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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