This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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