I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Buhtt sex?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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