We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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