If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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