How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
this hospital has no fireball
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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