how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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