I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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