Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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