there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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