I'm going to jail i love you
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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