so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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