so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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