Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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