belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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