Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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