Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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