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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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