I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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