found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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