is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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