it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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