so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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